Typically our VOTWs are posted on Friday morning/afternoon/evening-ish.  Being as how God himself has decided to rain down on the very heart of America with sheets of ice thus encasing yours truly in a bastille of glacial crystal with next to no form of entertainment distraction, we’re going to post this week’s selection a bit early.

I have no idea if I’ll see the sun again.

Please tell the world my story.  I regret nothing.

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I would find it hard to believe that there’s anyone left out in cyberspace who’s yet to see this hilarious video by The Lonely Island guys on Saturday Night Live.  If you haven’t, you need to (it’s below).  It’s spoofing prowess, incredible popularity, and absolute merriment makes it our Video of the Week.