If I Ran A Strip Club...
posted August 21, 2009, 7:44 am | Log In To Post Comments | 
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I would run the most awesome strip club ever, I reckon. Not to big myself up too much. I’d only hire the most beautiful girls, give them all health checkups/rooms/outfits and assign them to rooms based on their dance style/musical preference. They would be welcome to switch around, or stick in one place. And everyone would love it of course because the rooms would be ace.
I would have three rooms, depending on your music tastes – Rock, Electro and Jazz. - The Rock Room would be like an underground club but less smelly, and with one central stage and a few poles. Dress code for dancers – Leather underwear and bare feet. Dress code for clients – none whatsoever. Serve beers/shots. - The Electro Room would be a bit psychadelic, very art deco, with ladies in cages. Think neon bikinis and proper hooker heels and such. Go to watch and for the atmosphere, and to get quite drunk on alcopops and test tubes. But no drugs. - The Jazz Room would be a very classy affair, with velvet seats and such. High heels and fur coats the order of the day. All gents must be dressed like James Bond to be admitted, drink cocktails/good wine/champers.
Here are my sample playlists for each room:
ROCK ROOM
1. Florence and the Machine – Drumming 2. Be Somebody – Kings Of Leon 3. Incubus – Southern Girl 4. Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots, part 1 5. Aerosmith – Pink 6. Metric – Sick Muse 7. The Gay Blades – O Shot 8. Suicide - Girl 9. Smog – Held 10.Wire - Strange
JAZZ ROOM
1. Tito & Tarantula – After Dark 2. Lora Mahaffey – In These Shoes 3. Sarah Vaughn – Whatever Lola Wants 4. Peggy Lee – Fever 5. Barbara Lynn – Hot Night Tonight 6. Patrice – Is It Me? 7. Gotan Project – Santa Maria (Del Buen Ayre)
ELECTRO ROOM
1. Sam Sparro – Black & Gold 2. Quesh – Candy Girl 3. Ratatat – Wildcat 4. Evil Nine - Restless 5. Aphex Twin – Windowlicker 6. Peaches – Operate 7. The Prodigy – Girls
For starters. Feel free to comment with more ideas :)
Comments:
Sorry! It's my British liberalism getting in the way... ;)
I'm actually a barperson in a strip club, very high market place (thank god) but he music is so... standard! Grrr.
posted on August 21, 2009, 11:06 am
:O I'm in awe of this....Its tasteful in music selection, which seems to be the focus, yet its all wrapped around the idea of owning a strip club. Should we get a big parental advisory banner, or is this cleaner politics than the US government? I think I'll leave your strip club as is...lol
posted on August 21, 2009, 8:55 am
