My First Weekend Off
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Tags: Erasure, The Junior Varsity, Kiss Kiss, Say Anything, POP! 20 Hits, Cinematographic, Reality Vs. The Optimist, In Defense of the Genre, Dancing, Grades, School, The New Wave, Singing or Sneezing
Basically, I'm exhausted even though I slept for about 10 hours. Honestly, I don't understand how that happened, how can I still be tired? God, this is a really bad. But, there are some plusses: 1) I don't work today. Joy to the world, the devil is quelled. 2) I get dressed up and serve foods and dance the night away as people wish they were elsewhere. 3) And I get slice of cake. I think helping ITS is a win win, folks. Free cake? Can you say Hallelujah? I can, hallelujah. Easy squeezy lemon peezy. Wait--what the hell is a lemon peezy? Oh my God.
I woke up this morning with the incredible urge to listen to Erasure. Something about blonde-haired primadonnas and 80s synth just seemed to want to touch me this morning so I hopped onto the computer and turned on their Greatest Hits. Now, I'm probably going to have "Stop!" stuck in my head all day. This isn't going to be good.
I mentioned I get to dance. Now, when I was taking notes on the whole performance, I actually took notes on each waiter dance and all of them were under one huge category called "WTF Oddball Waiting Staff Are Getting Distracted By:" and I'd list whatever they were listening to under there. Chicken Dance, YMCA, and the other atypical dance songs. I'm not sure if I'm entirely excited about the dancing portion. I mean, I probably have the most non-existent rhythm ever. My Spanish 3 class can attest to this declaration. No rhythm, none folks.
Speaking of Spanish, I tried to invent a new crowd movement idea. Instead the wave, I'd call it the windmill and you would spin your infront of you and once you start the others around you join and it never stops. It's very ingenius. And would probably be more popular than the 25-year-old wave. Thank you, Slow News Day at CNN for the interesting fun fact.
So now I'm listening to "A Little Respect" and I'm reminded of that episode of Scrubs where the whole hospital has it stuck in their heads. It is like a damn virus. Oh my God, am I sneezing or singing? "Give a little respect to me" now equates to "Achoo!"
I decided to check my grades online. Not disappointing results. My Spanish grade could be higher and I need to raise my Algebra grade before this nonsense becomes to complicated. Most importantly, no D and F reports. God loves all the little children (except the gays, apparently).
We're gonna be, we're gonna be together again. I decided to listen to "Stop!" again. "Stop!" I know, Erasure, I know. "Oh L'amour" is probably the poppiest love song ever created. Ever. No one can beat Erasure in the preppy poppy love song contest. They will crush you folks.
I've been on a Junior Varsity binge lately. I'm pretty sure Cinematographic will be my album of the year. I've also been listening to Reality Vs. The Optimist by Kiss Kiss, and I've been liking it just as much as when I first heard it. I really want the new Say Anything, In Defense of the Genre. I also want Max Bemis to start a rapping side-project. Wouldn't it be nice? Oh, I think so. I think I may review some albums today.
